yourdarlinglittlesammy:

candy-face:

sharedheaven:

idreamofpants:

sevenpoints:

Demons? Angels? Monsters? All those sons of bitches? No problem. Doors, on the other hand, impossible.

Oh god they’re like the aliens from Signs.

My brother stops being alive when I can’t see him.

Can you imagine the panic they used to feel when playing peekaboo?

“My brother stops being alive when I can’t see him.”
“My brother stops being alive when I can’t see him.”
“My brother stops being alive when I can’t see him.”
“My brother stops being alive when I can’t see him.”
“My brother stops being alive when I can’t see him.”

[[Fuck peekaboo, what about playing ‘hide and go seek’, I bet they both had panic attacks.]]

oh dear god this appears to be circulating again and the comments are HILARIOUS. DYING.